Lego Sets Should Come With More Lego People.
Lego sets should come with more lego people. Who attacks a castle with TWO PEOPLE and a horse? WHO??? and WHY do you need a horse?? While attacking a CASTLE?? What is it there for?? what a WASTE of a perfectly good horse! and the defenders!! One knight, a blacksmith and a king?? What kind of selfish bastard with two people in his entire kingdom takes a WHOLE CASTLE to himself??? A better question would be - if the castle has a PORTCULLIS like this one, WHAT IS THE POINT of the whole ordeal. I mean what can two people and a horse do to a freaking GATE? Gently press against it? They didn’t think to bring a battering ram? or a tower? or even a LADDER??
“Oh hey would you guys mind opening your gate so we may kill you?”
Back to the blacksmith part… there’s a freakin’ BLACKSMITH. No farmers, no butchers, no anything. Just a BLACKSMITH. To make weapons for the SINGLE knight. And in his chest are five gold coins! What kind of monetary system could three people POSSIBLY have??
Anyway how am i supposed to play with this if the damned soldiers can’t get in the damned castle? Should they just dance around the moat?
Nah i’ll just put the king at the top of the castle and melt it all in a fire.
A bonsai arrangement that I thought was pretty darn fantastic
That’s Callan.
Zis is not Srk Callan McLufee. Sarreh :/
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